This week's Friday Funnies

Here are Funny Fridays for today. (I appologize in advance for the shortness, I'm on a timer now :( Next week I will be a little more prepared to feed your reading pleasure - lol!)

These first pictures are for the ladies.

8 Reason Ladies Stay Single:














(this guy above seriously looks like one of my uncles!!)



Ok, don't lie, I KNOW you all enjoyed those, lol!!

Here are some funnies from the dark side hehehe. If you get offended by risque things, please, stop here!!















and last but not least....

EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER

You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.

Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the filled with hot air part.

Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

Enjoy this (temporarily) shortened version of Friday Funnies and I hope you all have a GREAT weekend!! (I will try to do some catching up!)